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The Rivers Of Melbourne Are Ready For Feedback With These Hilarious Google Reviews

Nicole de Souza Nicole de Souza - Staff Writer

The Rivers Of Melbourne Are Ready For Feedback With These Hilarious Google Reviews

Absolutely river-ting information.

Did you know that you can hop onto Google and make some reviews for the great rivers of Melbourne? Like any café or business venue, these natural waterways are open to constructive criticism. While some people have written positive notes like, “Great for a jog,” or “Peaceful place,” other Melburnians have provided more interesting, and, dare we say honest (?), opinions. Here’s some Google reviews for rivers around Melbourne.

Yarra River

 

 

 

Why must you hurt me this way?

If you needed to know, the Yarra River is 242 km long.

Just checking that you really want to go.

Hol’ up.

Werribee River

Find someone who loves you as much as this guy loves Werribee River.

Classic Werribee and their pentagrams.

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4 stars!

Just the way he likes it.

Merri Creek

That would really lift it up.

Is the banana ok?

Maybe it had banana bits in it.

Toolern Creek

5 stars! That’ll show em!

And lastly, this gem from Stony Creek

Had to end with a bang.

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